Joy to the Nats (2025 version)
Joy to the Nats, all coaches changed!
(Okay, Doolittle stays!)
Let every fan prepare for ’26 and future,
Much patience is required,
Much patience is required,
Much patience, much patience will be required!
Joy to the Nats, Butera says!
A new approach employed!
On fields and on basepaths, at the plate and behind,
Analysis deployed,
Analysis deployed,
Analysis, analysis will be deployed.
Joy to the Nats, new players too!
And yet, rebuilding still!
No playoffs in the offing, (at least not this year).
Improvement on the field,
Improvement on the field,
Improvement, improvement on the field.
Joy to the Nats, the fans can hope
For entertaining games.
Player accountability and minimize the TOOTBLANS
Might keep fans coming back
Might keep fans coming back,
Might keep, might keep fans coming back.
